For my mom. <3
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!”…
What the fuck. If I had some sort of drink I’d throw it at her. >:V
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
omg i do the iphone thing all the time.
future ref. second the iphone thing but i usually just put the speaker facing any surface
How the hell do you bake a cupcake in an ice cream cone without the cone burning?
I’ve done the strawberry thing before.
the 2nd half of the 1st one… must try.
So doing the ice cream cone and upside down muffin pan ideas! :D
The Himba wear little clothing, but the women are famous for covering themselves with otjize, a mixture of butter fat and ochre. The mixture gives their skins a reddish tinge. This symbolizes earth’s rich red color and the blood that symbolizes life, and is consistent with the Himba ideal of beauty.
